The Chick Complexity Conundrum
Juli 3, 2009
Why are women so complicated? It’s a question that my Bros often ask me and as much as I try to explain, I have come to the conclusion that guy’s brains just aren’t built to understand it. Consider this.
A sample of Men’s Interests:
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Sports – Need to determin who’s winning? Check the score! Suck it, loser
Chicks – How big are her boobs? Measure them! Honka honka.
Beer – Comes in handy containers via which you can judge your intoxication. (or is that boobs?)
The fact is, Chicks inherantly make things more complicated.
Sports – “But why is he kicking that? Wow, look at his chest! Maybe he’s in a bad mood”
Chicks – “Do you think her breasts are fake?” (See The Bro Code) “You wouldn’t believe what I heard about /her/!”
Beer – “But how many calories does it have?” “I’m just so drunk I’ll do anything! No, not that!” “I think I’m going to cry”
You SEE? Chicks can complicate even the simplest things. But once you know this, you can cut through teh bullcrap and USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
Chick complexity factor = Bro factor x N x T / (K + C x 1000)
Mulut Ajaib
Juni 16, 2009
tambah males ajah guwe ngeblog nulis inih ituh.
inih ajah guwe copas yg kemungkinan akan ngerusak layout. ^^v
Nyurian Barasa mulut guwe aneh banged niy. mungkin karena tadi pagi guwe sikat gigi ga pake odol. tapi pake sabun cair lifebouy. wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk…
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apa sih arti nya guwe idup ?!?
Juni 11, 2009
Nyurian Barasa apa sih arti nya guwe idup ?!?
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Reunian IPA4 ‘01, April 2009
April 7, 2009
rame banged
keren banged, kemaren abis reunian kecil-kecil-an anak kelas IPA4′01 di SMU 39.
pertama kali start dari tirta yudha. seharusnya nongkrong di tirta yudha itu jam 11. tapi, sang empunya hajat sendiri juga baru nyampe ituh jam 12 kurang dikid. ngumpul semua di meeting point, akhirnya kami berlanjut ke tempat maem bernama Warung Solo yang berlokasi di daerah Kemang.
ketika maem di sono pun, ada juga yg nyusul langsung ke TKP. mungkin karena kaga mao muter/bolak balik (bukan eluw mar), bisa juga karena dye abis ada urusan ato ada urusan laen setelah ini.
abis maem, kite lanjut dengan after party sebuah Karokean 2 Jam di Nav fatmawati. walopun ada oknum seorang pria dan 3 wanita yang ijin pulang duluan serta pasangan seorang wanita dan pria yang ijin misah kaga ngikud after party nya. tapi gpp siy, mereka khan ada urusan.
dan akhirnya pulang deh setelah setengah hari abis seru-seru-an ama temen temen. Pokoke nyesel beet dah aah nyang ampe kaga dateng. ape lagi ampe keluar kota buat nemenin siapee gituuuh…
wuih, what a day…
tapi, teteup malemnya kepala guwe di isi badai ketika guwe ada di McD Pangkalan jati. wakakakakakakakakakakakak…
Mafia Wars
April 2, 2009
Your Mafia of 501 fought against Hitman with a Napalm, 197 Cupid’s Tommy Guns, 17 Sub Machine Guns, 39 Poison Gas Grenades, a .50 Caliber Rifle, 117 Chain Guns, 3 Grenade Launchers, 126 Tommy Guns, a Bodyguards, a Night Vision Goggles, 499 Body Armors, 3 Armored Cars, a Luxury Yacht, 12 Towncars, 15 Getaway Cruisers, a Prop plane, 6 Armored Trucks, 3 Sedans, 28 Armored Sedans, 3 Delivery Trucks, 6 Motorcycles, and a Speed Boat.
Hitman’s Mafia of 501 fought with a Napalm, 44 Cupid’s Tommy Guns, 216 Poison Gas Grenades, a RPG Launcher, 17 Chain Guns, 3 .50 Caliber Rifles, a Grenade Launcher, 10 Tommy Guns, a Hacksaw, 5 Semi-Automatic Shotguns, 8 C4s, 4 Firebombs, 10 Automatic Rifles, 2 Sawed-off Shotguns, 11 Machine Pistols, a Revolver, 11 Tactical Shotguns, 12 .45 Revolvers, 10 9mm Semi-Automatics, 2 Colt Pistols, 10 Grenades, 12 Brass Knuckles, 16 .22 Pistols, 15 Butterfly Knives, a Crowbar, 3 Bodyguards, a Night Vision Goggles, 430 Body Armors, 36 Bullet Proof Vests, 5 Stab-Proof Vests, 2 Lucky Shamrock Medallions, 2 Armored Cars, 133 Towncars, 110 Getaway Cruisers, 6 Armored Trucks, 3 Sedans, 22 Armored Sedans, 2 Delivery Trucks, and 10 Motorcycles.
You WON the fight, taking 7 damage and dealing 21 damage to your enemy. You gained $65,000 and 3 experience points.
Ayah
Maret 29, 2009
akhirnya guwe nulis lagi deh…
abis, kaeknye nulis status doang di FaceBook kaga puas. 
My Dad
eniwey, pagi ini guwe dimarahin gara2 telat bangun tidur. guwe baru bangun tidur ituh jam 7pagi.
yup, bokap guwe tipikal orang yang tidak menyukai orang yg masih tidur ketika saatnya bangun. jadi ga masalah lw baru tidur jam berapapun, kalo udah subuh yah musti bangun tidur.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
sebenernya guwe kaga masalah di bagian dimarahinnya ituh. tapi yg jadi suatu hal annoying di kepala guwe adalah “doa” yang di ucapkan oleh bokap guwe.
bokap : “kalian kog bangun tidur telat sekali sih, nanti jauh rejeki loh.” Read the rest of this entry »
Survey dapet duwid
Maret 4, 2009
pagi pagi di BUZZ ama temen.
trus di betak suruh nyari receh di web.
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk… klik dah.
intinya siy lumayan ngeklik – ngasi review – daped recehan. (lumayan buat orang yg ga ada kerjaan.
bisa nih buwat kerjaan iseng selaen maen friendster ama facebook daaah…
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
Nyurian Barasa punya Facebook
Februari 11, 2009
Akhirnya guwe punya FB. dan hal pertama yg guwe lakukan adalah mengisi kuis yg di berikan oleh dian. (sebenernya ke dua sih, yg pertama hasilnya guwe adalah Rogue Knight).
intinya sih ada beberapa pertanyaan yg mustih elo jawab. guwe sendiri ga inged ada berapa tokoh nantinya yang akan tertuju. kkalo ga salah sih kualifikasi nya adalah SORAI, UMAR, DON, UMAR, ENDI, etc.
SORAI (Batu Banget)
BATU
friendjster.com (beware of your password)
Desember 21, 2008
kampret banged… sialan… karena guwe lengah sedikit, guwe kena phising. guwe harus ngeganti pass FS guwe yang ude bagus banged dan ga pernah guwe ganti dari kapan pun. BANGSAAAATTTT…!!! untung ajah guwe ga punya FB.
btw, FS gw: http://friendster.com/nyurian.
ceritanya gini, guwe tuh kaek dapet testi baru gitu dari temen guwe. testinya itu berupa tampilan skrinshut player video YouTube. ada tombol playnya tapi itu bukan player video melainkan file image yang berisi hyperlink ke http://www.friendjster.com ; http://friendjster.com/1 ; http://login2.friendjster.com/1 (kalo elo klik sekarang di sini mah kaga bakal kemana mana. ati ati ajah kalo klik di FS jangan ampe masukin password dah)
(kalo pernah ngerasa daped testimonial / comment beginih, apus ajah)
karena guwe kira ini pilem apaan tau dari temen guwe, so guwe dengan polosnya klik ajah tanpa kepikiran apa apa. dan guwe bingung pas “kog nanyain user pass guwe lagi sih?” namun tetep guwe isi karena guwe masi ga sadar. pas ude kelar ngisi user pass di FORM-PALSU-BUATAN, kog balik lagi ke halama sebelonnya??? walhasil pas ngeliat Link URL dari gambaran pideo di atas, guwe langsung menyadari kalo guwe baru kena phising. mau ga mau dah guwe musti ganti User Pass guwe. pernah ngeliat komen begini dari temen lw dan / atau komen mencurigakan? barti sang pengirim pesen ude ke ambil passwordnya. di usahain ajah ganti password kalo masi bisa. Read the rest of this entry »
