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The Chick Complexity Conundrum

03 Jul

Why are women so complicated? It’s a question that my Bros often ask me and as much as I try to explain, I have come to the conclusion that guy’s brains just aren’t built to understand it. Consider this.

A sample of Men’s Interests:
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Sports – Need to determin who’s winning? Check the score! Suck it, loser
Chicks – How big are her boobs? Measure them! Honka honka.
Beer – Comes in handy containers via which you can judge your intoxication. (or is that boobs?)

The fact is, Chicks inherantly make things more complicated.

Sports – “But why is he kicking that? Wow, look at his chest! Maybe he’s in a bad mood”
Chicks – “Do you think her breasts are fake?” (See The Bro Code) “You wouldn’t believe what I heard about /her/!”
Beer – “But how many calories does it have?” “I’m just so drunk I’ll do anything! No, not that!” “I think I’m going to cry”

You SEE? Chicks can complicate even the simplest things. But once you know this, you can cut through teh bullcrap and USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Chick complexity factor = Bro factor x N x T / (K + C x 1000)

Where
N = Number of chicks in group
T = Time, if after 10pm (midnight onwards count at 24+1 etc)
K = Number of random kisses from “strange” but (curiously built) men
C = Barney Stinson quotient

I find that randomly making out with chicks tends to take their mind off their worries because they will either (1) sleep with you or (2) slap you and talk about the random stranger who kissed them all night, thus forgetting what they were trying to complex-up in the first place.

Win.

Warning – with some particularly hot, kick-ass chicks, a Bro risks semi-permanent injury. See illustration.

semi-permanent-injury

semi-permanent-injury

Transletan persi http://translate.google.com

The chick kompleksitas cangkriman

Mengapa perempuan begitu rumit? Ada sebuah pertanyaan yang sering saya Bros dan meminta saya sebanyak saya mencoba untuk menjelaskan, saya datang ke kesimpulan bahwa guy kepala tidak hanya dibangun untuk memahaminya. Mempertimbangkan ini.

Contoh Laki-laki Interests:
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Olahraga – Perlu determin yang menang? Memeriksa skor! Suck it, loser
Chicks – Berapa besar adalah dia boobs? Mengukur mereka! Honka honka.
Bir – Comes berguna dalam kontainer melalui hakim yang dapat Anda kemabukan. (atau yang boobs?)

Kenyataannya, Chicks inherantly melakukan hal-hal lebih rumit.

Olahraga – “Tetapi mengapa ada orang yang menendang? Wow, lihat di dada! Maybe he’s in a bad mood”
Chicks – “Do you think her breasts are fake?” (Lihat The Bro Code) “Anda tidak akan percaya apa yang saya mendengar tentang / dia /!”
Bir – “Tetapi berapa banyak kalori tidak ada?” “I’m just so drunk I’ll do anything! Tidak, tidak!” “I think I’m going to cry”

Anda SEE? Chicks dapat menyulitkan bahkan hal-hal yang sederhana. Tetapi setelah Anda mengetahui hal ini, anda dapat memotong melalui bullcrap dan USE IT TO YOUR Advantage.

Chick kompleksitas Bro faktor = faktor x N x T / (K + C x 1000)

Di mana
N = Jumlah chicks dalam grup
T = Waktu, jika setelah 10 (tengah malam pada 24 dan seterusnya dihitung 1 dll)
K = Jumlah acak kisses dari “aneh” tetapi (aneh dibangun) laki-laki
C = Barney Stinson hasil bagi

Saya menemukan bahwa secara acak dengan membuat chicks cenderung mengambil mereka pikiran mereka khawatir karena mereka akan baik (1) tidur dengan Anda atau (2) dan menepak Anda berbicara tentang acak asing yang mencium mereka semalaman, sehingga melupakan apa yang mereka mencoba ke-kompleks di tempat pertama.

Win.

Peringatan – terutama dengan beberapa panas, kick-ass chicks, sebuah Bro semi permanen risiko cedera. Lihat ilustrasi.

 
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Ditulis oleh pada Juli 3, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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5 responses to “The Chick Complexity Conundrum

  1. Nanda

    Juli 4, 2009 at 3:33 am

    haduh, pake google translate ya?😀
    bingung bacanya..

     
  2. DwAN

    Juli 7, 2009 at 9:45 am

    @-)

     
  3. seseorang

    Juli 7, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    cangkriman itu apppaaa cobaaa….

     
  4. diazhandsome

    Juli 8, 2009 at 2:01 am

    duuhh.. bingung bacanya. apalagi liat artiannya. tambah riweuh…

     
  5. wyd

    Juli 10, 2009 at 8:26 am

    ga ngerti yang bhs inggris, bingung yang bhs indonesia. jadi buat apa diposting??????

     

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