1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari than it is on bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but either does milk.
6. Gamers are not harsh because playing game, but because lag..