Why are women so complicated? It’s a question that my Bros often ask me and as much as I try to explain, I have come to the conclusion that guy’s brains just aren’t built to understand it. Consider this.
A sample of Men’s Interests:
Sports – Need to determin who’s winning? Check the score! Suck it, loser
Chicks – How big are her boobs? Measure them! Honka honka.
Beer – Comes in handy containers via which you can judge your intoxication. (or is that boobs?)
The fact is, Chicks inherantly make things more complicated.
Sports – “But why is he kicking that? Wow, look at his chest! Maybe he’s in a bad mood”
Chicks – “Do you think her breasts are fake?” (See The Bro Code) “You wouldn’t believe what I heard about /her/!”
Beer – “But how many calories does it have?” “I’m just so drunk I’ll do anything! No, not that!” “I think I’m going to cry”
You SEE? Chicks can complicate even the simplest things. But once you know this, you can cut through teh bullcrap and USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
Chick complexity factor = Bro factor x N x T / (K + C x 1000)
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